Oh, December. We meet again. In the season of stress and excess, a breezy batch of suggestions for how to keep writing through the holidays might be as well-received as Tracy Flick’s earnest-bordering-on-psycho campaign for student body president in the movie Election.
Life is challenging; why pile onto ourselves? Instead of trying to shoehorn writing time into what is already an inhuman amount of demands on our energy this month, let’s designate December for research.
Think not of manuscripts and word counts but of notes. Use these short days and long nights to observe, consider and experience. Let’s shift the paradigm from Writing/Not writing (also known as Loathing/Existential panic) to Writing/Research. Additionally, this could serve as recovery from NaNoWriMo for those who participated.
The research month is a gift we can give ourselves. And December is easily the most obvious and appropriate month to launch it. A couple of typically nutty December weekends will power 12 months of story inspiration for sure. And seriously, there’s barely time to shower this month, much less focus on writing.
The season is redolent not just of spices but of drama just waiting to be turned into your work. I don’t want to give away all my ideas, but the super skinny friend who presses loads of food on you at every opportunity but never lets a bite of your creations touch her lips? There’s a story there. A quick note to oneself about that irritating wench is a writing prompt when you revisit it next month.
That’s just the beginning. Potential research topics include, but are certainly not limited to:
Cookie-decorating control freaks
The social politics of party invitations
How people communicate their expectations, wants and needs to those closest to them
The psychological warfare inherent in holiday cards (“We’re so blessed to let you know about our new yacht!”)
The consumerism-as-evidence-of-species-in-decline angle
The secret language of gifts
Survivor-like games played at gatherings of family and sometimes even friends
Behavioral mayhem exacerbated by eggnog (power-mongers imposing their wills, masochists, wheedling negotiators, liars, etc.)
Societal pressure to get our holidays on regardless of whether or not we want to
How parents screw up their kids
How kids screw up their parents
Miracles and magic
Greed and altruism
Love’s inspiration and limits
This list is surely growing in your head right now. As Nora Ephron said, everything is copy. Go to the parties, visit the malls or artisan boutiques (ideally both), decorate the cookies, talk to your neighbors, spike the hot chocolate, do all the things you want and are required to do.
Try not to do too many things you don’t want to do, because you’re going to be so busy with research. Keep a notebook handy at all times. The Notes function on your phone will do in a pinch. Cameron Crowe wrote parts of Fast Times at Ridgemont High in the high school bathroom on toilet paper, so you won’t be the first if things get to that point.
And what to do if you’re a self-proclaimed holiday hermit, under a blanket fireside sipping your tea in sublime solitude? Cheers to you, that sounds delightful. Solitude, whether voluntary or involuntary, is an interesting subject in its own right, so you’re not off the hook.
This month, save the writing guilt for a more worthy cause, and absorb the season with a writerly curiosity and appetite. In January we can hibernate and write.
If all else fails, curl up and watch Election. So good.